I am NOT the last man on Earth.

dommferger:

I saw some dudes hangin’ at the supuh market

***NOTE****

Me (9:29:11 PM): Haha I saw some guys today
Katie (9:29:29 PM): well that’s good
Katie(9:29:58 PM): we as women collectively decided you were on to us and decided some men needed to appear to make it seem less suspicious
Katie (9:30:00 PM): O.o
Me (9:30:19 PM): I HAD A FEELING.

I am the Last Man On Earth.

dommferger:

Okay before you dismiss this as just another crazy post by some really weird Tumblr post, hear me out.

So this morning, I called my buddy Christopher to ask if he wanted to go jogging with me. His answering machine didn’t go off, so I figured I must of miss-dialed his number. I tried again, and the same thing. I thought it was weird, but figured, whatever. Anyway, after all of that I went out on my early morning jog today, and didn’t see my jogging buddy I normally see when I go out. He’s not really my buddy, he’s just some guy that jogs the same route as me and drinks Doctor Pepper instead of water or some energy drink. Anyway, I continued on and didn’t see much of anyone. I saw a couple of older woman doing there power walking. INCREDIBLE SEXY. Anyway, so I got home and saw my dads car, but not my dad. I sat outside for a minute, climbed a tree, and people watched. I saw dozens of cars, dozens of woman, but no Men. I am also extremely paranoid so I figured I was just being weird, however I kept watching. And Watching, and watching. AND THERE WERE NO MEN. As I walked into my house, I saw the hot, stare of all the woman in the general vicinity giving me the eye. I know they’re after my seed, AND THEY WON’T GET IT. JUSTIN WON’T PICK UP HIS PHONE, CHRISTOPHER WON’T PICK UP HIS PHONE, BRIDGET WILL, MY MOM WILL. ONLY WOMAN.

I shouldn't care but it kinda makes me sad when I look and two people unfollowed me :/